In an era in which popular children's programmes from the last century are now being recreated for the digital age courtesy of CGI - Noddy, Thomas The Tank Engine & Friends, and soon The Wombles - Thunderbirds Are Go is the latest reboot of a cult Science Fiction franchise to have been revived and in the process potentially leaving a bad taste in the mouths of certain sections of the originals' fans. Whovians and Trekkies can complain that the Doctor Who continuation and JJ Abrams' Star Trek rewrite is too fast paced and the Star Wars prequels might well have reduced the apparently sacred SF saga to a "jumped-up fireworks display of a toy advert". These claims can be made against this latest do-over. Arriving ten years after Gerry Anderson's own CGI remake of Captain Scarlet was shafted by ITV scheduling and put in Saturday morning's Ministry Of Mayhem (which, as one forum user at the time said, would be like the BBC putting Doctor Who in Dick n' Dom inda Bungalow), this Thunderbirds has been given near the same attention given Who's return in 2005 but denied to Scarlet.
The highest praise that Gerry Anderson's indestructible 1965-1966 original could possibly received came when Lew Grade interrupted a screening of the half-hour pilot Trapped In The Sky and declared "Gerry, this isn't a television series! This is a feature film!" and subsequently, the serial running time was bumped up to fifty minutes. The absolute worst thing that can be said about Thunderbirds Are Go is that it wouldn't look out of place on Ministry Of Mayhem. It's next episode has also been scheduled for 8am on a Saturday. Rather than resembling a feature film and being plotted with something that might resemble a story (besides a partial remake of the original's Lord Parker's 'Oliday), this shows' editing suggested that some snorting of sugary substances and injecting of Red Bull had been taking place behind the scenes, tailoring the programme for kids that apparently can't sit still. Things happen very, very fast and you don't remember nor indeed really care most of the time what was just said (a lot of it is technobabble now). Besides the use of the iconic march in what passes for a title sequence (they might as well have used the Busted song instead), the score is less Barry Gray and more Murray Gold, except that Gold's work at least has its fans. The model work barely registers and in some cases resembles both a model railway (insert tabloidy "more Island of Sodor than Tracy Island" gag here though the actual island was okay-ish) and a Playmobil set. The CGI Thunderbird 2 appears - ironically - light-weight. Gone also from the narrative is, somewhat depressingly, Jeff Tracy, thanks to an apparent act of the Hood (seemingly now fused with his Thunderbird 6 doppleganger, the Black Phantom) but Peter Dyneley's voice-over countdown is brought back from beyond the grave for both the titles and the launch sequences. All of them. Never would any fan have thought that one day they'd be asking Jeff Tracy to STFU. Plus, Thunderbirds 1 and 2's launch sequences are shown twice in this double-length episode.
That is not to say that there isn't any innovation or vague interest. The tele-video screens with which the characters used to communicate are now replaced by holograms (the date is now firmly stated out loud as being in 2060) and John Tracy now floats around the orbital Thunderbird 5 looking at a great big holographic globe rather than stand around waiting for the tape reels to start recording. A couple of elements lifted from the ill-fated 2004 live-action movie (please Hollywood, it's not too late for a cinematic reboot) are FAB1 taking off into the air (originally it only happened in a dream sequence) and the subject being brought up of Tin Tin's (now Kayo's) family tie to arch villain the Hood who, Capaldian eyebrows aside, is now not the least bit scary and is now more clearly known to International Rescue than he had been previously. The idea of "Kayo's" [mother?] coming in to save her with a small army also raises some interest, as do the references to "Global Defence" and the connections the Tracys have with it and the "World Council". In the end, "Kayo" is awarded her own "Thunderbird S", the "S" standing for "shadow". Why couldn't it have stood for "six"?
The potential "Kayo subplot" might bring this series some merit but what it really needs is the Anderson touch. There is no sense of authorship here and thankfully, the work of the next generation in the form of Jamie Anderson and his efforts show there might be hope for future yet. Early on in the episode there is an amusing Stingray joke where John muses that he going to miss his favourite show. One sympathises.
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